dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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