She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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