4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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