Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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