You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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