He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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