I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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