the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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