giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
false alarm. still invincible.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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