I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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