Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
