Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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