I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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