forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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