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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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