I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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