I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Randomize