She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize