if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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