Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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