Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We just shotgunned beers for America
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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