the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
