Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
third nipple confirmed
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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