Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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