its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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