Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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