end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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