Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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