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my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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