so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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