You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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