you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
