Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
