I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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