there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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