Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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