their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It was confusing and full of hummus
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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