This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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