wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Randomize
