I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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