Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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