I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
home. puking in laundry basket.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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