I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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