The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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