did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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