Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
