But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Randomize
