pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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