I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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