Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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