She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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