just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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