i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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